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Haha. Ibland frågar man sig varför amerikaner ser sig själva som bäst i världen. När det finns böcker som bevisar motsatsen...




ATTORNEY:
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY:
Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY:
Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY:
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY:
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY:
I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:
Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


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